tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62882472011-05-02T09:56:01.487-05:00A comic strip where works of art are ripped out of context and transported into the Deep South.No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1099228469242721382004-10-31T07:09:00.000-06:002007-04-20T09:43:15.986-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth2001.jpg" alt="Hey you! Yeah you! You better show up at the voting booth or else!"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth2002.jpg" alt="Make love, not war! | I'm not wearing Panties. | I also have a penis."> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth2003.jpg" alt="Protect our freedom with your vote! | And remember: Guns don't kill people, people with semi-automatic assault rifles kill people."> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth2004.jpg" alt="MAKE EVERY VOTE COUNT! | Especially in Florida. | You Go Gurl!"><br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /><br />Inspired by:<br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2004/struggle.iraq/" target="_blank">The Struggle for Iraq</a><br /><a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/jesse/cst-edt-jesse20.html" target="_blank">Florida Vote Bears Watching</a><br /><a href="http://washingtontimes.com/national/20041028-122226-1459r.htm" target="_blank">Marriage Amendments All Expected to Pass</a><br /><a href="http://www.jsonline.com/news/nat/sep04/258484.asp" target="_blank">Debate Rages as Gun Ban Expires</a><br /><br />Image Source:<br /><a href="http://www.boondocksnet.com/gallery/wwi_posters.html" target="_blank">"I Want You for the U.S. Army"</a> by James Montgomery Flagg<br /><a href="http://www.portfolioitalia.com/immagine/leon141.html" target="_blank">"V-J Day, Times Square"</a> by Alfred Eisenstaedt<br /><a href="http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~adinae/elvis.html" target="_blank">"Elvis I"</a> by Andy Warhol<br /><a href="http://www.popinternational.com/Haring/index2.html?works/StatueOfLiberty" target="_blank">"Statue of Liberty"</a> by Keith Haring<br /><br />Sign up under the "Notify List" (see right column) and get notified when the next comic strip is out!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-109922846924272138?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1096431677215765102004-09-28T23:15:00.000-05:002004-10-01T07:54:56.073-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1901.jpg" alt="Oh no! Did I miss it?"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1902.jpg" alt="I was planning to vote in November but I forgot to register!"> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1903.jpg" alt="Is it too late? Is there still time?"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1904.jpg" alt="There is?!? I've got to go! REGISTER TO VOTE!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br /> <br />Time is running out! Don't waste any more time. You cannot vote if you do not register first! <br /><a href="http://www.rockthevote.com/uptoyou/" target="_blank">Get information here!</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/V/vangogh/vangogh58.html" target="_blank">"Portrait of Dr. Gachet Seated at a Table. Auvers-sur-Oise"</a> <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/V/vangogh/vangogh51.html" target="_blank">"Van Gogh's Bedroom in Arles. Saint-Rémy"</a> <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/V/vangogh/vangogh113.html" target="_blank">"Old Man in Sorrow"</a> <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/V/vangogh/vangogh38.html" target="_blank">"Vincent's Chair with Pipe"</a> <br />All by Vincent Van Gogh <br /> <br />Sign up under the "Notify List" (see right column) and get notified when the next comic strip is out!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-109643167721576510?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1090983451013670992004-07-27T21:51:00.000-05:002004-08-11T11:25:33.156-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1801.jpg" alt="Mr. Federal Court fears for his life. He records a desperate message into a dictaphone... | My Friends: The Members of Congress have schemed to dismember me, strip me of my powers..."> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1802.jpg" alt="They have landed some blows, but I still live. But now they are sending the senate, the so-called '50 assassins'..."> <br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1803.jpg" alt="All because they fear Miss Marriage here who wants to celebrate gay unions. She lies bleeding, possibly mortally wounded, by their so-called 'Acts of Defense'..."> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1804.jpg" alt="My only hope is that this message reaches you, my voting friend, in time to save my life. I implore you: send reinforcements!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=101&e=9&u=/po/20040723/co_po/housepassesmarriageprotectionact" target="_blank">House passes Marriage Protection Act</a> <br /> <br />Image Source: <br /><a href="http://www.pmicro.kz/Liter/SFFlib/ART_SFF/Magritte/menaced_assassin.jpg" target="_blank">"The Menaced Assassin"</a> by Rene Magritte <br /> <br />Sign up under the "Notify List" (see right column) and get notified when the next comic strip is out!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-109098345101367099?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1087765966585549352004-06-20T16:05:00.000-05:002004-07-27T22:04:33.056-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1701.jpg" alt="My home state of Virginia just passed a law that invalidates any 'contract that provides the benefits of marriage'..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1702.jpg" alt="Not happy with preventing my loving fathers from getting married, they decided that they can't make private arrangements with each other..."> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1703.jpg" alt="Now I need to get new parents because the law invalidates my adoption..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1704.jpg" alt="Oh, sugar pie!!! Come and give daddy's urn a hug!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://www.planetout.com/news/article.html?2004/04/22/2" target="_blank">Virginia takes away gay partner rights</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/W/whistler/whistler41.html" target="_blank">"Harmony in Gray and Green: Miss Cicely Alexander"</a> <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/W/whistler/whistler46.html" target="_blank">"Arrangement in Flesh Color and Black: Portrait of Theodore Duret"</a> <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/W/whistler/whistler75.html" target="_blank">"Arrangement in Flesh Colour and Brown: Portrait of Arthur J. Eddy"</a> <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/W/whistler/whistler27.html" target="_blank">"Variations in Flesh Color and Green: The Balcony"</a> <br /> <br />All by <a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/W/whistler/whistler.html" target="_blank">James Abbott McNeill Whistler</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-108776596658554935?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1084152257310985962004-05-09T20:21:00.000-05:002004-06-20T16:21:36.220-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1601.jpg" alt="(sigh) I don't know how I am gonna spend my Thursday nights now that Friends is gone..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1602.jpg" alt="It was fun watching Ross and Rachel get together, split up and get back together, like 20 times. That's true love for ya..."> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1603.jpg" alt="The show really reflected my twenty-something lifestyle and my own circle of friends..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1604.jpg" alt="Maybe we should go to Central Perk?"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=797&e=1&u=/eo/20040508/en_tv_eo/14056" target="_blank">52 Millon Friends See Off "Friends"</a> <br /> <br />Image Source: <br /><a href="http://artchive.com/artchive/C/caravaggio/judith.jpg.html" target="_blank">"Judith Beheading Holofernes"</a> by Caravaggio<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-108415225731098596?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1083464240087941232004-05-01T21:17:00.000-05:002004-05-28T20:48:39.316-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1501.jpg" alt="Randy Jackson coins a new word and runs away with it | Yo, yo, yo, Latoya. Great performance, you were 'pitchy' in a couple of places, but I liked it..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1502.jpg" alt="That was just aiiiight for me, y'know. You gave it your best shot, but y'know that tent's very 'pitchy'..."> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1503.jpg" alt="Yeah dawg, that didn't do it for me. You were very 'pitchy'. Maybe next time..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1504.jpg" alt="Man, that was really 'pitchy,' man. You were really 'pitchy'..."> <br />by Paul G and <a href="http://cultureschlock.org/csimages/sc02smannielate.jpg" target="_blank">Annie</a>. The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/entertainment/6144961.htm" target="_blank">"Viewers love TV's snap judgments" </a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.artunframed.com/images/monet3/8135.gif" target="_blank">"The Willows of Vetheuil"</a> by Claude Monet <br /><a href="http://www.curtispublishing.com/images/NonRockwell/9340818.jpg" target="_blank">"The Windup"</a> by Eugene Iverd <br /><a href="http://sunsite.tus.ac.jp/wm/paint/auth/vermeer/i/music-lesson.jpg" target="_blank">"The Music Lesson"</a> by Jan Vermeer<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-108346424008794123?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1082599895270431292004-04-21T21:11:00.000-05:002004-05-01T21:33:58.060-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1401.jpg" alt="As Donald Trump seeks to trademark his catchphrase, other celebrities jump on the bandwagon... | You're Fired!"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1402.jpg" alt="Bam!"> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1403.jpg" alt="It's a Good Thing!"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1404.jpg" alt="F@ck You! Oh Crap! Shit! <Incoherent Mumbling>!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=765&e=4&u=/nm/odd_trump_dc" target="_blank">"Woman Challenges Trump 'You're Fired' Trademark"</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.tigtail.org/TVM/L_View/B/NAmerican/a.%20pre%20WW%20II/hopper/M/hopper_room_in_brooklyn.jpg" target="_blank">"Room in Brooklyn"</a> by Edward Hopper <br /><a href="http://mirror.oir.ucf.edu/wm/paint/auth/cezanne/sl/cezanne.kitchen-table.jpg" target="_blank">"Still Life with a Basket"</a> by Paul Cezanne <br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/M/monet/monet145.html" target="_blank">"Monet's Garden, The Irises"</a> by Claude Monet <br /><a href="http://z2e.org/hockney/hockney.nick-wilder[1].html" target="_blank">"Portrait of Nick Wilder"</a> by David Hockney<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-108259989527043129?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1081393035710082112004-04-07T21:57:00.000-05:002004-05-12T15:12:05.476-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1301.jpg" alt="A Tennessee court forbids a father from exposing his son to his 'gay lifestyle' ... | The courts really made me think hard about my 'gay lifestyle' and its effect on my son. | I am reconsidering where I go grocery shopping..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1302.jpg" alt="My choices in fashion..."> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1303.jpg" alt="The sports events I attend..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1304.jpg" alt="And the shows I watch!!! I didn't know I was exposing my son to such an unhealthy environment!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=101&e=3&u=/po/20040326/co_po/courtreversesbanongaydadslifestyle" target="_blank">"Court reverses ban on gay dad's 'lifestyle' "</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://mirror.oir.ucf.edu/wm/paint/auth/gogh/self/" target="_blank">"Self Portrait dedicated to Paul Gaugin"</a> by Vincent Van Gogh <br /><a href="http://framer.barewalls.com/frames/bw/61/61105,61202,61602/14/23/norender/closeup/b81038c.jpg" target="_blank">"Boy in Blue"</a> by Amedeo Modigliani<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-108139303571008211?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1080186274489224532004-03-25T18:44:00.000-06:002004-05-12T15:13:06.283-05:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1201.jpg" alt="In Rhea County, Tennessee | All in favor of making it illegal to be a homosexual, say Aye! Aye!!!"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1202.jpg" alt="Homosexuality is hereby banned!!!"> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1203.jpg" alt="You guys know that the Supreme Court says that you can't do this, right?"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1204.jpg" alt="All those who have put their legal foot in their mouth say Aye!!! | Aye!!!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=101&e=2&u=/po/20040320/co_po/tennesseecountyoverturnsgayban" target="_blank">"Tennessee county overturns gay ban"</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.visitingdc.com/s_lincoln_memorial.htm" target="_blank">Lincoln Memorial Statue</a> at Washington DC <br /><a href="http://www.mlballparks.com/NLCentral/cub6.html" target="_blank">Harry Caray</a> at Wrigley Field in Chicago <br /><a href="http://www.wirednewyork.com/landmarks/liberty/default.htm" target="_blank">Statue of Liberty</a> at New York City <br /><a href="http://chicago.about.com/library/weekly/aa082800a.htm" target="_blank">"Untitled"</a> by Pablo Picasso at the Daley Plaza in Chicago <br /><a href="http://www.oscar.com/legacy/statuette.html" target="_blank">Oscar</a> statuette <br /><a href="http://erikburd.org/pictures/dc2001/jefferson/" target="_blank">Thomas Jefferson Statue</a> at Washington DC <br /><a href="http://www.sfmoma.org/collections/painting+sculpture/ma_coll_koons.html" target="_blank">"Michael Jackson and Bubbles"</a> by Jeff Koons <br /><a href="http://www.csulb.edu/~karenk/20thcwebsite/438final/ah438fin-Info.00028.html" target="_blank">"L.H.O.O.Q."</a> by Marcel Duchamp <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-108018627448922453?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1079581187392737132004-03-18T18:37:00.000-06:002007-12-14T18:24:44.384-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1101a.jpg"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1102a.jpg"> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1103.jpg"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode1104a.jpg"><br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /><br />Image Source:<br /><a href="http://www.ragani.com/model/titian_venus_mirror.jpg" target="_blank">"Venus with a Mirror"</a> by Titian<br /><a href="http://www.ragani.com/model/venushalfshell.jpg" target="_blank">"The Birth of Venus"</a> by Sandro Botticelli<br /><a href="http://www.abcgallery.com/P/picasso/picasso197.html" target="_blank">"Women Running on the Beach"</a> by Pablo Picasso<br /><a href="http://www.csulb.edu/~karenk/20thcwebsite/438final/ah438fin-Info.00045.html" target="_blank">"Philosophy in Boudoir"</a> by Rene Magritte<br /><br />Inspired by:<br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=5&u=/ap/20040312/ap_on_en_tv/top_phrase" target="_blank">" 'Wardrobe Malfunction' is Top Phrase"</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107958118739273713?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1079160425599128052004-03-13T00:47:00.000-06:002004-03-18T22:11:54.763-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1001.jpg" alt="I'm glad McDonald's is getting rid of supersized meals..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1002.jpg" alt="We need to eat healthier and have smaller portions..."> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1003.jpg" alt="With summer coming up, I want to look good in my loincloth..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth1004.jpg" alt="Stop eating my fries!!! "> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Image Source: <br /><a href="http://www.webcolombia.com/leonardo/Da%20Vinci%20Last%20Supper.htm" target="_blank">"The Last Supper"</a> by Leonardo da Vinci <br />A <a href="http://www.jimrogers.com/content/photos/full/ital_29_13.jpg" target="_blank">photo</a> of the painting at the convent of Santa Maria delle Grazie in Milan, Italy <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=1&u=/ap/20040303/ap_on_bi_ge/mcdonald_s_no_supersize" target="_blank">"McDonald's to Dump Supersize Portions"</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107916042559912805?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1077928179767356482004-03-03T06:25:00.000-06:002004-03-13T09:37:05.513-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0901.jpg alt="All this gay marriage frenzy is making my girlfriend put the pressure on me! She's been talking about how pretty diamonds are! How good she looks in white!"> <img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0902.jpg alt="Until now, I've been content to just cruise along in my relationship. Now Bam! Everything's changed! Haven't we learned anything from our straight male counterparts? Marriage is like, the death of sex and romance!"> <br /><img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0903.jpg alt="Who do you think perfected the art of non-commitment? Who do you think invented divorce? men! Well, let's learn from them!"> <img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0904.jpg alt="So, Dubya, get off your ass and do something! Before I have to start picking china patterns or God forbid, wear a dress!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://web.uccs.edu/~history/student%20presentations/alivia/" target="_blank">"Rosie, the Riveter"</a> (artist unknown) <br /><a href="http://www.vangoghgallery.com/painting/p_0483.htm" target="_blank">"Bedroom at Arles"</a> by Vincent Van Gogh <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=101&e=1&u=/po/20040227/co_po/rosieodonnellmarriespartnerinsf" target="_blank">"Rosie O'Donnell marries partner in S.F."</a> <br /><a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/02/16/WEDDINGS.TMP" target="_blank">"Marriage mania grips S.F. as gays line up for licenses, Scores of couples camping out in the name of love."</a> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107792817976735648?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1077818369922424382004-02-26T11:59:00.000-06:002007-12-14T23:37:08.819-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg><br /><img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0801.jpg alt="Finally! People are realizing that I am not a 'one-hit wonder.' The Bible is not my only masterpiece... I don't understand why man thinks that I would stop writing and giving inspiration... My Word is Living, which means that it does not give only one meaning. People are inspired because my Words fit their individual needs!"> <img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0802.jpg alt="Mel Gibson is a homophobe but that doesn't mean I can't use him to give my message to man through this movie... Through the millenia, I have inspired so many works that are just as important as the Bible!"> <br /><img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0803.jpg alt="'Roots,' Beethoven's 5th Symphony, 'Citizen Kane.' I am also particularly proud of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer!' And who do you think put Heather Locklear in 'Melrose Place'? And even though I am kinda embarrassed to say it, I also inspired 'Touched by An Angel'. I am wherever there is inspiration!"> <img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0804.jpg alt="My Divine Hand can be seen in such reality shows like 'Survivor' and 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,' inspiring people everywhere! Right now, I'm enjoying writing 'The O.C.' but I may have to leave it soon... I am going to work on inspiring the next Harry Potter book!"><br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /><br />Image Source: <br /><a href="http://gallery.euroweb.hu/html/m/michelan/3sistina/1genesis/6adam/" target="_blank">"Creation of Adam"</a> by Michelangelo <br /><br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=794&e=3&u=/eo/20040225/en_movies_eo/13574" target="_blank">"God, the Screenwriter"</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107781836992242438?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1077228180204610432004-02-19T16:03:00.000-06:002004-03-05T08:08:38.153-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode0701.jpg" alt="President George W. Bush has a press conference... | 'I believe in the sanctity of marriage. Marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman for the purpose of procreation...'"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode0702.jpg" alt="It is so 'sanctified' that couples can not only marry in a church, but also in a quickie Las Vegas wedding presided by an Elvis impersonator..."> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode0703.jpg" alt="It is so 'sacred' that marriages performed by Captain Stubing on the Love Boat to a pair of 70 year olds is legal and binding..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/episode0704.jpg" alt="I will work with congressional leaders to do what is legally necessary to defend the sanctity of marriage except outlaw divorce, its biggest threat!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.tigtail.org/TIG/TVM/B/NAmerican/a.%20pre%20WW%20II/hopper/M/hopper_nighthawks.jpg" target="_blank">"Nighthawk's Cafe"</a> by Edward Hopper <br />George W. Bush <a href="http://www.sr.bham.ac.uk/~jpfo/jokes/george_bush.jpg" target="_blank">lookalikes</a> <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20031118-113126-4734r.htm" target="_blank">"Bush vows to defend 'sanctity' of marriage"</a> <br /> <br />Also check out: <br /><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/go_wade_in/43414.html#cutid1" target="_blank">"Desecration? Dedication!"</a> by Anna Quindlen at Peter's <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/go_wade_in/" target="_blank">blog</a>. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107722818020461043?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1076613952460246662004-02-12T13:25:00.000-06:002004-03-05T08:10:09.840-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0601.jpg" alt="The rights that come with marriage are from God, and since God doesn't approve of gays, they should be happy with civil unions."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0602.jpg" alt="They can get a lawyer to fill the gaps like adoption, inheritance, tax breaks, alimony, child support that you get 'free' with marriage..."> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0603.jpg" alt="The way I see it, we are doing gay people a favor, they'll think twice before getting hitched..."> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0604.jpg" alt="If it was harder to get married, maybe we straight people will think twice before doin' it ourselves!"> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/vinci/joconde/" target="_blank">"La Gioconda"</a> (also known as the "Mona Lisa") by Leonardo Da Vinci <br />Mona Lisa <a href="http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/seitz/vmorph/vmorph.htm" target="_blank">Morph</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107661395246024666?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1076037418349504802004-02-05T21:16:00.000-06:002004-03-05T08:12:02.123-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0501.jpg" alt="Two 18 year old boys are in jail for having consensual sex with a minor. Let's listen in... | How long are you in for? 13 months. You? 17 years. Bummer. "> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0502.jpg" alt="How old is your girlfriend? 15. How old is your boyfriend? 15. Dang! How'd you get off so easy? "> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0503.jpg" alt="The judge told me that when I have pre-marital sex with my girlfriend, I am settin' an example by promotin' traditional morals, reducin' the spread of STD's and promotin' procreation and marriage!"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0504.jpg" alt="My lawyer thinks that I should be set free and given a medal. I can't wait to do more promotin' for the governmint..."> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.vangoghgallery.com/painting/p_0536.htm" target="_blank">"Young Man with a Cap"</a> by Vincent Van Gogh <br /><a href="http://www.vangoghgallery.com/painting/p_0787.htm" target="_blank">"Young Man with Cornflower"</a> by Vincent Van Gogh <br /> <br />Inspired by <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=101&ncid=101&e=16&u=/po/20040131/co_po/teens17yearsentenceforgaysexupheld" target="_blank">"Teen's 17-year sentence for gay sex upheld"</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107603741834950480?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1075061588631344052004-01-26T00:00:00.000-06:002004-03-05T08:14:00.640-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0401.jpg" alt="This is my gun. My paw and I went shooting birds and squirrels and other critters. I got a coon right between the eyes! | Thank you Jimmy, that was a wonderful story!"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0402.jpg" alt="I have two Moms. I love them and they love me. They are gay. Gay is when a girl and a girl love each other… "> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0403.jpg" alt="Please Stop Betty!!! You can’t say the word 'gay' in class! You can't say your family loves each other! That's obscene!"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0404.jpg" alt="You will write 'I WILL NOT SAY GAY IN SCHOOL AGAIN' 100 times and then go to see the principal! OK next, Bart will show us the black eye his dad gave him when he didn't do his homework..."> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Image Sources: <br /><a href="http://www.worlds-fastest-website.com/american-gothic.htm" target="_blank">"American Gothic"</a> by Grant Wood <br /><a href="http://www.mezzo-mondo.com/arts/mm/renoir/REP007.html" target="_blank">"A Girl with a Watering Can"</a> by Pierre Auguste Renoir <br /> <br />Inspired by: <br /><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/12/04/national/main586927.shtml" target="_blank">"Boy, 7, Scolded for saying 'Gay'"</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107506158863134405?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1074288145374509902004-01-19T00:00:00.000-06:002007-12-14T18:25:19.302-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/Episode0301b.jpg"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/Episode0302b.jpg"> <br /><img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/Episode0303.jpg"> <img src="http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/Episode0304.jpg"><br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /><br />Image Source: <a href="http://www.princeton.edu/~romance/images/destree.jpg" target="_blank">"Gabrielle d'Estrees et une de ses surs"</a> (Gabrielle d'Estrees and one of her sisters) by Ecole De Fontainebleau<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107428814537450990?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1073572326984195002004-01-12T06:00:00.000-06:002004-03-05T08:18:41.793-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0201.jpg alt="Queers and their disgraceful behavior. They claim to teach men to please women! What do queers know about women? "> <img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0202.jpg alt="Ah, the lascivious one. Always touching, that one. Men have no need to shop! And they need only ONE pair of underwear! If I forget to wash, they can turn it over and wear it again!"> <br /><img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0203.jpg alt="Manscaping? What on earth for? I try not to look down there anyway. Let the men grow their bushes--it hides their man stick, makes it look smaller, less threatening..."> <img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0204.jpg alt="They are trying to make our men gay by teaching them to clean and cook! Without women to take care of them, men will become aimless and start diddling each other..."> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Image Source: <a href="http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/whistler/i/mother.jpg" target="_blank">"Portrait of the Painter's Mother"</a> by James Abbot McNeill Whistler <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107357232698419500?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1073326485629583842004-01-05T00:05:00.000-06:002004-03-05T08:20:41.530-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg> <br /><img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0101.jpg alt="Suzie, now that the Human-Animal Marriage Act has been pased, we can get married and you can wear that cute bonnet and carry a rose-and-hay bokay just like we planned..."> <img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0102.jpg alt="Cripes, There's Everett and his ram Chauncey. Sheesh--Why do they have to flaunt their same-sex bestial relationship? Don't they know it's a crime against nature?"> <br /><img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0103.jpg alt="And what's the deal with lesbian bestiality? Man-haters all of 'em! Everyone knows that ya need a male to herd, just like ya need a man to be president..."> <img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouth0104.jpg alt="We can't have same-sex bestial marriages! It demeans our relationships! What next? Animal-Animal Marriages? Bestial Marriage should only be between a Man and his Bitch, Cow or Ewe..."> <br />The Deep South (c) 2004 <a href=mailto:nomilkpleezATyahooDOTcom>Paul G</a> <br /> <br />Image Source: <a href="http://www.worlds-fastest-website.com/american-gothic.htm" target="_blank">"American Gothic"</a> by Grant Wood<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107332648562958384?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6288247.post-1073326358710246312004-01-05T00:00:00.000-06:002007-12-20T13:09:42.682-06:00<img src=http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/nomilkpls/deep%20south/deepsouthlogonewtiny.jpg><br /><br /><br />The <a href="http://nomilk.blogspot.com/2004/01/origins-of-deep-south.html" target="_blank">origins</a> of The Deep South.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6288247-107332635871024631?l=deepsouthcomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>No Milk Pleasenoreply@blogger.com