Welcome to The Deep South. This is a comic strip where works of art are ripped out of context and then transported into the deep south. No animals were hurt in the course of writing this comic strip.
The author created this comic strip mostly because he was bored. Homophobia has been the topic of late. But rest assured, when he gets the energy to get off the mental couch, he will tackle more serious issues like Donald Trump's comb-over. You can read more about him at No Milk Please.

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Don't be so vain. You probably think this comic strip is about you, don't you, don't you? The Deep South is that state of mind where ignorance, small-mindedness or Strom Thurmond resides. It is not about your state unless you're one of those states that thinks marriage needs to be "defended" from gays instead of Britney Spears, then yes, this is so absolutely about you.


Queers and their disgraceful behavior.  They claim to teach men to please women! What do queers know about women? Ah, the lascivious one. Always touching, that one. Men have no need to shop! And they need only ONE pair of underwear! If I forget to wash, they can turn it over and wear it again!
Manscaping? What on earth for? I try not to look down there anyway. Let the men grow their bushes--it hides their man stick, makes it look smaller, less threatening... They are trying to make our men gay by teaching them to clean and cook! Without women to take care of them, men will become aimless and start diddling each other...
The Deep South (c) 2004 Paul G

Image Source: "Portrait of the Painter's Mother" by James Abbot McNeill Whistler
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