Welcome to The Deep South. This is a comic strip where works of art are ripped out of context and then transported into the deep south. No animals were hurt in the course of writing this comic strip.
The author created this comic strip mostly because he was bored. Homophobia has been the topic of late. But rest assured, when he gets the energy to get off the mental couch, he will tackle more serious issues like Donald Trump's comb-over. You can read more about him at No Milk Please.

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Don't be so vain. You probably think this comic strip is about you, don't you, don't you? The Deep South is that state of mind where ignorance, small-mindedness or Strom Thurmond resides. It is not about your state unless you're one of those states that thinks marriage needs to be "defended" from gays instead of Britney Spears, then yes, this is so absolutely about you.


This is my gun. My paw and I went shooting birds and squirrels and other critters. I got a coon right between the eyes!  |  Thank you Jimmy, that was a wonderful story! I have two Moms. I love them and they love me. They are gay. Gay is when a girl and a girl love each other…
Please Stop Betty!!! You can’t say the word 'gay' in class! You can't say your family loves each other! That's obscene! You will write 'I WILL NOT SAY GAY IN SCHOOL AGAIN' 100 times and then go to see the principal!  OK next, Bart will show us the black eye his dad gave him when he didn't do his homework...
The Deep South (c) 2004 Paul G

Image Sources:
"American Gothic" by Grant Wood
"A Girl with a Watering Can" by Pierre Auguste Renoir

Inspired by:
"Boy, 7, Scolded for saying 'Gay'"
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