Welcome to The Deep South. This is a comic strip where works of art are ripped out of context and then transported into the deep south. No animals were hurt in the course of writing this comic strip.
The author created this comic strip mostly because he was bored. Homophobia has been the topic of late. But rest assured, when he gets the energy to get off the mental couch, he will tackle more serious issues like Donald Trump's comb-over. You can read more about him at No Milk Please.

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Don't be so vain. You probably think this comic strip is about you, don't you, don't you? The Deep South is that state of mind where ignorance, small-mindedness or Strom Thurmond resides. It is not about your state unless you're one of those states that thinks marriage needs to be "defended" from gays instead of Britney Spears, then yes, this is so absolutely about you.


Two 18 year old boys are in jail for having consensual sex with a minor.  Let's listen in...  |  How long are you in for?    13 months. You?    17 years.    Bummer. How old is your girlfriend?    15. How old is your boyfriend?  15.  Dang! How'd you get off so easy?
The judge told me that when I have pre-marital sex with my girlfriend, I am settin' an example by promotin' traditional morals, reducin' the spread of STD's and promotin' procreation and marriage! My lawyer thinks that I should be set free and given a medal.  I can't wait to do more promotin' for the governmint...
The Deep South (c) 2004 Paul G

Image Sources:
"Young Man with a Cap" by Vincent Van Gogh
"Young Man with Cornflower" by Vincent Van Gogh

Inspired by "Teen's 17-year sentence for gay sex upheld"
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