ABOUT
Welcome to The Deep South. This is a comic strip where works of art are ripped out of context and then transported into the deep south. No animals were hurt in the course of writing this comic strip.
 
THE AUTHOR
The author created this comic strip mostly because he was bored. Homophobia has been the topic of late. But rest assured, when he gets the energy to get off the mental couch, he will tackle more serious issues like Donald Trump's comb-over. You can read more about him at No Milk Please.
Recently at No Milk Please....
 
DISCLAIMER
Don't be so vain. You probably think this comic strip is about you, don't you, don't you? The Deep South is that state of mind where ignorance, small-mindedness or Strom Thurmond resides. It is not about your state unless you're one of those states that thinks marriage needs to be "defended" from gays instead of Britney Spears, then yes, this is so absolutely about you.
 
 
ARCHIVES
 
 
 

 
 

Hey you! Yeah you! You better show up at the voting booth or else! Make love, not war! | I'm not wearing Panties. | I also have a penis.
Protect our freedom with your vote! | And remember: Guns don't kill people, people with semi-automatic assault rifles kill people. MAKE EVERY VOTE COUNT! | Especially in Florida. | You Go Gurl!
The Deep South (c) 2004 Paul G

Inspired by:
The Struggle for Iraq
Florida Vote Bears Watching
Marriage Amendments All Expected to Pass
Debate Rages as Gun Ban Expires

Image Source:
"I Want You for the U.S. Army" by James Montgomery Flagg
"V-J Day, Times Square" by Alfred Eisenstaedt
"Elvis I" by Andy Warhol
"Statue of Liberty" by Keith Haring

Sign up under the "Notify List" (see right column) and get notified when the next comic strip is out!
 visit no milk pleaseposted by No Milk Please | 10/31/2004 | | | LINK |
 

Oh no! Did I miss it? I was planning to vote in November but I forgot to register!
Is it too late? Is there still time? There is?!? I've got to go! REGISTER TO VOTE!
The Deep South (c) 2004 Paul G


Time is running out! Don't waste any more time. You cannot vote if you do not register first!
Get information here!

Image Sources:
"Portrait of Dr. Gachet Seated at a Table. Auvers-sur-Oise"
"Van Gogh's Bedroom in Arles. Saint-Rémy"
"Old Man in Sorrow"
"Vincent's Chair with Pipe"
All by Vincent Van Gogh

Sign up under the "Notify List" (see right column) and get notified when the next comic strip is out!
 visit no milk pleaseposted by No Milk Please | 9/28/2004 | | | LINK |
 

Mr. Federal Court fears for his life. He records a desperate message into a dictaphone... | My Friends: The Members of Congress have schemed to dismember me, strip me of my powers... They have landed some blows, but I still live. But now they are sending the senate, the so-called '50 assassins'...
All because they fear Miss Marriage here who wants to celebrate gay unions. She lies bleeding, possibly mortally wounded, by their so-called 'Acts of Defense'... My only hope is that this message reaches you, my voting friend, in time to save my life. I implore you: send reinforcements!
The Deep South (c) 2004 Paul G

Inspired by:
House passes Marriage Protection Act

Image Source:
"The Menaced Assassin" by Rene Magritte

Sign up under the "Notify List" (see right column) and get notified when the next comic strip is out!
 visit no milk pleaseposted by No Milk Please | 7/27/2004 | | | LINK |
  visit no milk pleaseposted by No Milk Please | 6/20/2004 | | | LINK |